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BibleFukker Newbie


Joined: 07 Sep 2009 Posts: 7
Sep 07, 2009 11:34 pm |
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LOOKS LIKE HE WENT BACK TO THE OLD COLOR! |
_________________ MICHAEL JACKSON IS CHOKING ON LUCIFER'S c*ck! |
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FALCONPAWNCH Newbie


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Wacko Jacko was a 50-year-old white manchild who found fame and fortune as a homosexual pederast and so became a poster boy for NAMBLA. He could also sing and dance like an organ grinder's monkey. Born as a small black boy into a large family of singing and dancing chimps, he eventually struck out on his own to turn into a white tranny version of Diana Ross, travel around the world luring young boys, monkeys and Elephant Men to slumber parties at his very own castle, Neverland, and to prove once and for all that when the big hand touches the little hand, it's time to get the ****** right outta there!
On June 25th, 2009 Wacko Jacko was playing doctor with his personal aesthetician after a hard day rehearsing for an upcoming tour and after nagging the nonsense out of the poor IRL doctor about not being able to sleep, keeled over from an overdose of the hospital-grade elephant tranquilliser Diprivan (or "milk" to Jacko). Yes, that's right, great justice finally had its day as Jackson was put down by the Grim Ręper for being the damn dirty ape he is via lethal injection. Jackson's highly polished exo-skeleton will be stuffed with robotics and placed on display at Disney's Hall of Presidents.
Long rumoured to be the leading cause of ejaculations in underage bans, it wasn't until 2003 that the long arm of the law touched Jacko inappropriately when one of his many victims' mothers revealed lurid description of Jacko's wedding tackle after he ran out of hush money. Despite being legally a white woman, Captain EO played the race card like OJ in his/her 2003 pedophilia trial.
Amongst the train wreckage of a life full of nonsense crazy behaviour, he leaves a legacy that includes being the author of W's controversial No Child's Behind Left plan and saving humanity from the Beatles voluminous catalogue of songs (after outbidding Paul McCartney for the publishing rights) by preventing iTunes from offering said drek to the public.
Always a controversial figure, he will nonetheless be fondly remembered for the infamous "wardrobe malfunction" on live TV at Super Bowl XXXVIII on February 1, 2004 in which he exposed his p**** to Justin Timberlake during the half-time show
He is survived by Bubbles the chimp, the Elephant Man's remains, several children called Blanket, a surrogate babymamma, Macauley Culkin, Stephen Spielberg, a mountain of debt, and the joke:
Q: What do Michael Jackson and KMart have in common?
A. Little boys' pants half off! |
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Harley75 Newbie

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